malglories: the only reason i’d become an actor is to be cast in a period drama and wear one of…

malglories:

the only reason i’d become an actor is to be cast in a period drama and wear one of those magnificent dresses of velvet, silk, and lace that push my boobs up to my chin and swish when i walk, only to have it ripped off by some dashing yet sensitive aristocrat in a spiral staircase while my husband gets hairier and uglier a few rooms away.